The Merry Wives of Windsor William Shakespeare 1992

It's a bit like a good mathematical equation to read - going back and forth and up and down. 

But an equation filled with wit and banter.

Some good clean fun I would say. 

“Mistress Ford:

(…) What tempest, I trow, threw this whale,

With so any tuns of oil in his belly, ashore at

Windsor? How shall I be revenged on him? I

Think the best way were to entertain him with

Hope, till the wicked fire of lust have melted

Him in his own grease.” (Shakespeare, 1992, p.557).

“Mistress page:

(…) Well, I

Will find you twenty lascivious turtles, ere one

Chaste man.” (Shakespeare, 1992, p.557).

“Pistol:

Why, then the world’s mine oyster,

Which I with sword will open.” (Shakespeare, 1992, p.559).

“Sir John Falstaff:

Of what quality was your love, then?

Ford:

Like a fair house built on another man’s ground;

So that I have lost my edifice by mistaking the

Place where I erected it.” (Shakespeare, 1992, p.561).

“Sir John Falstaff:

What made me love thee? Let that persuade thee

There’s something extraordinary in thee.” (Shakespeare, 1992, p.566).

“Anne Page:

About, about;

Search Windsor Castel, elves, within and out:

Strew good luck, ouphs, on every sacred room;

That it may stand till the perpetual doom,

In ite as wholesome as in state ‘tis fit,

Worthy the owner, and the owner it.” (Shakespeare, 1992, p.579).

“Mistress Ford:

Sir John, we have had ill luck; we could never

Meet. I will never take you for my love again; but

I will always count you my deer.

Sir John Falstaff:

I do begin to perceive that I am made an ass.

Ford:

Ay, and an ox too. Both the proofs are exant.” (Shakespeare, 1992, p.580).

“Sir Hugh Evans:

And leave you your jealousies too, I pray you.

Ford:

I will never mistrust my wife again, till thou art

Able to woo her in good English.” (Shakespeare, 1992, p.580).